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The Maui Wowie universe

The Shaper

If Maui Wowie is your strain, this is your sign: the Shaper. A plank shack at the top of a dark-sand beach at noon, foam dust drifting into the sky like snow in the wrong season, and you in the doorway, planer in hand, ready to make the board somebody is about to need.

The Shaper, a man with curly brown hair and a small smile, in a blue short-sleeved shirt, a cream bib apron and cream shorts, with orange earmuffs over his ears, stands barefoot in the dark open doorway of an orange plank shack at the right, its orange door swung open beside him, holding a blue corded power tool at his side. To the left, small white specks drift in a deep blue sky above a soft white haze, a band of blue sea and dark rolling dunes, with pale sand in the foreground.
Foam dust in the noon light, the shack door wide open, and the planer still warm.

If Maui Wowie is your strain

You work with your hands and your ears. People tell you what they want, and you listen to all of it, nodding, foam dust in your eyebrows, and then you make them what they need. You are right more often than seems fair, and you are never smug about it, which is the part people forgive you for.

You move in long passes: one end to the other, steady, no stopping halfway, and then you stand back and look before you go again. You are not slow, only thorough, and you can be fast when the light is good. Your hour is noon, when the breeze comes up, everyone comes in off the water, and the shack fills with wet people and their stories.

At your best you are the reason a stranger stands up on a wave for the first time. You can look at someone for a minute and see the board they need: long or short, wide or narrow, patient or quick. You never sell anyone the board at the top of the rack just because they asked for it. You send them out on the one that will work, and then you stand in the doorway and watch until it does.

Your flaw is that you have never kept a board for yourself. Every summer you set a blank aside with your own name in mind, and every summer, at noon on some ordinary day, it leaves the shack under somebody else’s arm. The people who love you have stopped asking when you will make your own. They know the answer is next summer.

What you need is a long room with good light low on the walls, a stack of white blanks, an old planer that still hums its one note, and a beach close enough to hear. Give you that, and everyone on the point gets the board they need, eventually including you.

Your sign at a glance

Your hour
Noon, when the breeze comes up and everyone comes in
Your place
The plank shack at the top of the dark-sand beach
Your object
An old planer that hums one note
Your tempo
One long pass, nose to tail
Your weather
The sea breeze that arrives at noon
Your flaw
Never keeping a board for yourself

Your people

  • The Daydreamer (Blue Dream)The Daydreamer draws the coast before the sun is up, and by noon you have made something that can ride it. She keeps a page for your boards and has never finished it.
  • The Aurora Keeper (Northern Lights)The Aurora Keeper waits all night for her sky, and you wait all week for a swell. You agree that most of the job is waiting, and that it is worth it.
  • The Funky Gourmet (Blue Cheese)The Funky Gourmet runs a shop nobody wants to leave, and so do you. He sends food down the beach at noon, and one of your boards hangs above his counter, where nobody is allowed to ride it.

Things you say

  • Tell me how you fall off. Then I’ll know what to make.
  • The board that teaches you is never the one you asked for.
  • One long pass. Then stand back and look.
  • Breeze is up. Come in and talk.
  • Next summer, that one’s mine.

A scene from your world

The bottom of the rack

The Shaper has been at the planer since the tide went out. The back room of the shack has no windows; the only light comes from lamps set low along the walls, at the height of a board on its stands, so that every hollow in the foam throws a small shadow. He runs the old planer from nose to tail in one long pass. It hums its one note, and the white dust comes off in a curl and drifts out under the door like snow that has wandered into the wrong season.

At noon the breeze comes up off the sea. He knows without looking: the door ticks in its frame, the dust changes direction, and down on the dark sand the surfers start coming in, because the breeze ruffles the faces of the waves and nobody likes it. They walk up the beach in ones and twos with their boards under their arms, and the shack that was a workshop five minutes ago becomes the place where everyone stands. Somebody has a ding in a rail. Somebody wants to talk about fins. Somebody wants to talk about nothing, which the Shaper is also good at.

Last up the beach is a woman he has not seen before, carrying a borrowed board that is much too short for her. She points at the top of the rack, at the narrow orange and blue boards the best surfers on the point ride, and asks for one like those. The Shaper listens to all of it, earmuffs around his neck and foam in his eyebrows. Then he asks what she does on a wave. She thinks about it and says, honestly: mostly falls off.

He laughs, kindly, and goes to the bottom of the rack. Under everything is a long, wide, faded board from the old days, thick as a door and about as patient. He carries it into the sun and stands it on its tail beside her. It is a head taller than she is. “This one,” he says. “It’ll catch anything. You’ll stand up today.” She looks at it the way people look at a sensible coat.

The breeze has spoiled the waves out on the reef, but on the inside, where the reef ends and the sand begins, the small ones still come through clean and slow. She paddles out there. The Shaper goes back to the planer, and then does not, and stands in the doorway with dust settling on his shoulders. The first wave pushes her along on her stomach. The second turns her around. On the third she gets to her knees and then, slowly, as if somebody had asked her a question, to her feet.

She rides it all the way in, upright and laughing, and steps off in water up to her ankles. Along the beach the surfers who were complaining about the breeze start to clap. The Shaper nods once, the way he nods at a good rail, and goes back inside, where a fresh blank is waiting on the stands. He lays the template on the foam and marks a new outline, long and wide and a little patient. He already knows whose it is.

The point

The shack
Plank walls, a blue door and a wide hatch at the top of the beach. The front is a counter and a bench; the back is the long room with no windows, where the lamps sit low on the walls so every hollow in the foam throws a shadow.
The rack
Under the eave out front, boards stand on their tails in orange, blue and cream. The fast ones live at the top. The ones that teach people to stand up live at the bottom, and they leave more often.
The blanks
White foam, stacked in the back room like snow in the wrong season. Every one is a board that has not been told yet what it is.
The planer
Older than the roof, and louder. It hums one note when it bites, and the Shaper can tell from the note how deep the cut is.
The noon breeze
It comes up off the sea at noon most days, ruffles the waves and sends everyone up the beach to the shack. Nobody here calls it bad weather. They call it lunch.
The inside
Where the reef ends and the dark sand begins, the small waves keep coming through clean even when the breeze is up. Everyone on the point stood up for the first time there.

The Shaper, from every side

The Shaper character sheet on a warm cream background: two full-length front views and two head-and-shoulders close-ups, all with the same closed-mouth smile. In every view he has curly dark-brown hair with a white patch along the hairline, a blue short-sleeved shirt and orange earmuffs around his neck; in the full-length views he also wears a short cream apron and is barefoot, with one hand on a tall orange surfboard and the other on his hip in the first, and a grey corded power tool in one hand in the second.
The Shaper from the front and up close: earmuffs around his neck, foam in his hair, the planer in one hand, a board at his side, and the same small smile throughout, the one he wears when a stranger stands up.

An original character, created for Maui Wowie by Official Cannabis. Art direction by Official Cannabis.

Take one off the rack: wear the stamp

Pieces from this world come on a tee, a hoodie, stickers, a mug and a print.